‘Nice Sword.’ – Whatever. ‘Looks like mine…’ – What make’s yours? ‘Katana.’ – Expensive. ‘And yours?’ – Toldeo Salamanca… Advertisements
Professionalism is…and that is what I want.
Charles goes, ‘is it bigger than the bread bin?’ Philip goes, ‘Could I put it in my mouth?’ And the Queen says….
Put Dr Zaius is refreshingly laid back for an orang-utan with such responsibility….
Why don’t you ask Jan Palmer at Gumnut Cottage what she thinks of Mr G?
People see me, and they see the chain mail, and they go: you’re not fooling anyone, they know I’m a camp Freddie Mercury lookalikey through and through…
If you want a really good snake surprise…. The Pankot Palace…
Probably a bottle of something…
I was just wondering, will there ever be a dog born who can swim faster than a shark?