Professionalism is…an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin…and that is what I want. Advertisements
Charles goes, ‘is it bigger than the bread bin?’ Philip goes, ‘Could I put it in my mouth?’ And the Queen says….
Put Dr Zaius is refreshingly laid back for an orang-utan with such responsibility….
Why don’t you ask Jan Palmer at Gumnut Cottage what she thinks of Mr G?
People see me, and they see the chain mail, and they go: you’re not fooling anyone, they know I’m a camp Freddie Mercury lookalikey through and through…
After paying the driver, Harry Pimble stepped out of the cab and shook off the deja-vu that had just come over him. He lit a Marlboro and sighed as the feeling dissipated like the smoke from his cigarette. It was a warm morning and the sky was a light blue with barely any clouds. Above … More Life After Death
If you want a really good snake surprise…. The Pankot Palace…
Probably a bottle of something…
I was just wondering, will there ever be a dog born who can swim faster than a shark?